One good way to measure the quality of a person’s political team is to take a look at the character of the teammates he or she chooses to join. “Conservatives,” have good reason to be concerned despite a line-up that is a scary---Liar Limbaugh leading off, followed by Brainfree Beck, Hopeless Hannity, Brownie Boehner, Myth McConnell, HystEric Kantor…self-serving and divisive benders of truth, who, despite jargon to the contrary, refuse to play anything but right field. Weak hitting O'Reilly has been put on waivers for delusional behavior after posing as a centerfielder. If should be noted that these carefulhaircutboys are also quite comfortable venturing into foul territory, while taking swings at anything fair...Darth Cheney still the manager…
On the bench they’ve got that old guy, the one who promoted the loud minor leaguer. He was a fair player in his prime, but his best days are behind him…Now he doesn’t even know how many homes or cars he owns…Sad…as are the confused and dazed cheerleaders, Backwards, Mad Dog, and Failin’. (You know… Bachman, Coulter, and the Twitter Quitter)
I’m sorry…forgive me…what a lineup…I know that sarcasm can be divisive…but, what a “team”… It is not really helpful, even though…right fielders-wrong fielders … it’s kinda fun. And if that... they love foul territory…makes me a hypocrite myself… well …please forgive…I know it’s not easy…embarrassing teammates…you can’t even trade ‘em…they’re in a minor league of their own…
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